1. [X] You have choked on your water before.
2. [X] You have tripped down the stairs before.
3. [x] You have walked into a door.
4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5. [x] You have walked into a wall.
6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs
7. [x] You have jumped off something.
8. [x] You have been shocked.
9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
10.[x] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgotten the show you were watching.
11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.
12. [x] Your friends/family call you blonde.
13. [x] You barely ever understand stuff/jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out
14. [x]You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
15. [x] You've worn something backwards/ in side out the whole day without knowing.
16. [x] You have stuck a knife in a toaster before.(well a fork)
17. [x] You have played with fire.
18. [x] You have burned something because you forgot about it
19. [x] You've gotten burnt by a flat iron/curling iron
20. [x] You had to write this down or use a calculator or use your fingers to figure out your answer.

add up your points after you finish this. multiply by 5
And Respost as: "i'm _%retarded